Dear People Blocking the Sidewalk and/or Subway Entrance and Trying to Hand Me Papers,
NO THANK YOU.
Sincerely,
Mollie
P.S. "Papers" includes, but is not limited to: drugstore circulars; free or reduced-price copies of The New York Post, Newsday, and all other tabloid newspapers; coupons for 30% off men's suits; religious tracts; political pamphlets; lists of personal grievances.
P.P.S. I didn't really mean the "thank you" part.
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