- HIM: No, Tim Burton is married to that other actress, isn't he?
ME: What other actress?
HIM: That weird woman who's in all his movies.
ME: Yeah, that's Helena Bonham Carter.
HIM: No it isn't.
ME: I'm pretty sure it is.
I'd take this opportunity to brag about the time HBC sat down right in front of me at a play in London, but it seems I've already mentioned it. I will add that she was wearing a big flower in her hair -- as you might expect -- but she didn't do anything particularly kooky, which was disappointing. Didn't stop me from telling the "story" twice, though!
* Someone needs to add Helena Bonham Carter to this "disambiguation" on Wikipedia. Could that someone be you?